KAMASUTRA 4 TH3 G33K

Finally. I found the KAMA SUTRA for the geek. LoL.

Some of qotd that very funny to me.

"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
                                -- Bill Gates, 1981
"Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
                                -- Bill Gates, 1996
"Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
                                -- logical conclusion

Funny right?

Woman Kiss 100 Man

Yang Ya-Ching, Women from Taipei has ambition to kiss 100 man in paris has become sensation. On her blog (angelduck777), she post her photo with man while kissing. By the time this post is written, she has kissed 54 man. Wow, that’s a bunch. 50% to go.

Will Tweet For Food

Among other t-shirt, above is my favorite. You can see the all 30 cool twitter t-shirt here. And oh, below is make laugh, again and again.

Chirp-chirp

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!” The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on … very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”

The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

Via likecool.com

I don’t think this wifi detector will be used, because there’s other wifi-enabled device that can do the job done, like pda or watches. Nop, this product look’s like will be history in no time.

via ubergizmo.com

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie.

But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There’s a calculator in her pocketbook.

She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. “Well, cowboy,” says the genie… “You know how I work. You have three wishes.”

“I’m not falling for this.” Says the man. “I’m not going to trust an IRS auditor genie.”

“What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation, and it looks like you’re a goner anyway!”

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. “OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.”

********POOF******

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

“OK, cowpoke, what’s your second wish.” “My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.

*******POOF*******

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!”

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. “I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.”

******POOF******

He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the IRS offers you anything, there’s going to be a string attached.

Via MacRumors.com

Interesting report by apcmag.com, there’s a lot BSOD captured on camera.
Here’s couple of them.

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